3 + 1 = 4!!!

(Disclaimer: The title of this blog entry has absolutely nothing to do with the contents of said entry.)

I wonder what the world record is for the most number of self-inflicted injuries in a week. Since this past Sunday, I have done the following to myself:

- Injuring my wrist while falling, extending my arm to break the fall
- Hyperextending my elbow
- Jamming my fingers
- Four, yes, four papercuts
- Tweaking my ankle stepping on a mouse that was on the floor (computer, not animal)

and that doesn't include the eleventy billion times I hit my elbows, knees, toes, or fingers against a wall/bed/door/etc.

Oh yeah, and I'm also practically out of Tylenol.

Random thoughts:
- True story: the LA Clippers' announcer announced on Tuesday that the game that day between the Utah Jazz and the Los Angeles Clippers was for the best record in the Western Conference...
- So Bob Kraft (NE Patriots' owner) signed Vinny Testaverde to a contract. I heard he was interested in Emmitt Smith too; darn that Dancing With the Stars commitment!
- I must own this football card. This ranks right up there with the Billy Ripken "F**K FACE" baseball card.
- Oh joy! Roughly 20 hours until the next episode of The Office!
- I just realized that this blog has nothing about fantasy sports in it. So here's a quickie: Larry Johnson better run all over the Oakland Raiders' D this weekend.